Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I want to work for an organisation where this happens alot!

Tales from the barn

FAHRK

I have generated a new complaint it seems.
I initially approached Major Magoo (MM) who said "put it in an email to me."
I let the hurt and rage and sheer incredulity of the arrogance of TEAM SAG'S line management go.
Then I sat with the sympathetic, pretty, udder-friendly farmer boy (SPUFF) who helped me write a document short on emotion and long on facts.
MM got this and called to say that he wants to send this to the famished one who ate heychrr kitty (FAHRK).
Well, now FAHRK is going to send in an independent person to do an assessment.
Assess away cows.
I'm still the best in show...twice!

Beef - eat it rare

Ready in 2 minutes

Having been found best in show twice, I am advocating for me to get moved.
I would stay, but I don't trust head Coach or LLL not to infect me with Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy and then have me assessed as unfit for duty.
Bastards.

TEAM SAG has recruited new staff

Justice must be just around the bend...

As you know, I was found to be best in show twice!
Now I just have to stay safe and sane until the superstructure deems that a reasonable amount of time has passed and they can take action.