Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Slaughterhouse 5+1

It has been some time since I came by this paddock to watch the grass grow.
I am moved to wander around this farmlet, counting cows and staring across the green expanse because yesterday I took a call from Major Magoo (MM).
MM's call was brief and to the point.
"Coach has been charged with harassment and will be shot on sight if he comes anywhere near TEAM SAG for a period of 6 months. Basically my little calf- it's all over red rover for the coach."
Vindication is a dish best served tepid.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Nasty, niminy- piminy little note

Friday, December 16, 2005

TEAMSAG is disappearing

Wednesday, October 12, 2005


This lateral move is fabulous.
I have been plonked smack bang into the most left-wing part of the APS.
With the IR reforms looming this will be an interesting journey...

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Goodbye, good luck and thanks for all the hay!

As is the way in the Australian Public Service with best in show bovines such as myself, I have been 'laterally' moved.

Friday, September 30, 2005

MOO-ves are afoot...

All throughout TEAM SAG staff are resigning and having calves just to get away I am told. There have never been more vacancies that they can't fill in the APS...ever!

Head Coach, LLL and coach stay where they are, doing exactly what they do best - abuse, deny and bully.
MOO-ve them and you will get/keep your staff.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Cow Manure. $1 a bag. Plenty available

Today I found out that every staff member at TEAM SAG has called the Union.