Thursday, June 30, 2005

Team cohesion via team building

It's that time of year again.
TEAM SAG is going on a team building exercise.
We are all piling into a minivan and playing skirmish.
We have to bring our own hay bales and gripe water as lunch is considered a fringe benefit and the taxpayers won't be having any of that.

I'm aiming between the eyebrows for BB and Coach.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

TEAM SAG needs some lovin' like the lovin' found at the Fryeburg Cattle Show in Maine, USA

Did anyone else watch ABC TV on Tuesday night?
The show is called Standard of Perfection and it is amazing. The love between farmer and bovine is something to behold.
"Episode Two, Show Cattle, takes viewers into the world of the bovine makeover and shows how pride and determination, not to mention steel-capped boots, transform a barnyard cow into a regional celebrity.

The Fryeburg Fair. Held annually in October, the Fair signals a time when cattle lovers across New England gather to bath, groom, clip and show their animals over three days of intense competition. Judged against recognised standards in a variety of categories, hundreds of cattle exhibitors compete for six Grand Champion prizes and the coveted crown of Supreme Champion."
I want to be loved like the prettiest cow in Maine is loved.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

My workplace is hurting me

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Oops is THAT in my position description!?

Coach at TEAM SAG is in moo-cho trouble!
The silly cow forgot to perform her core business. She was so busy making sure that time sheets were accurate and that the new cups matched the new carpet that she forgot to do her work.
Moreover, not allowing this little Highland cow to take charge of one of the program areas makes her look inept.

This will be her defense...
"I wasn't in the room at the time, but the Minister assisting the Minister was"
I am patient.
I can wait.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

V, v, very mad Cows

TEAM SAG around Australia is very much like this angry cow from Nigeria - A cow which strayed and killed a bus driver has been detained by police authorities in Nigeria.
"The cow has been arrested and is being detained at Trade Fair police station," police spokesman Olubode Ojajuni said.
He says the bus driver was urinating in a corner when the cow struck him from behind.
"As the man fell down, the cow repeatedly hit him with its hooves and horns until he died." he said.
I spoke to some of the Dutch Belted Cattle (also known as Lakenvelders), the Aberdeen-Angus', and the Milking shorthorns who are all V, v, very angry cows.
Breeding stock for TEAM SAG has dried up and no one wants to come and play in our paddock...and everyone is telling me
"No thanks Minister, I've been fucked over enough"

Friday, June 03, 2005

"Best in Show"