I'm in love with the Bovine Buzz 5000

MOOOOOO.
Yes.
Thank you.

"I'm not saying public servants don't work very hard, but where's the transparency on this. I just don't think this meets the public interest test. It's a matter of consistency and fairness. Where do the rules get drawn?
Who gets massages and who doesn't?"

Well, I certainly do because I am a hard working Australian Public Servant.
Whilst I accept that in my case I am being made tender for the slaughter, much like they do to their beef cows in Kobe.

I DID however enjoy (for whatever purpose) my tax-payer-funded massage...