FAHRK

I have generated a new complaint it seems.
I initially approached Major Magoo (MM) who said "put it in an email to me."
I let the hurt and rage and sheer incredulity of the arrogance of TEAM SAG'S line management go.
Then I sat with the sympathetic, pretty, udder-friendly farmer boy (SPUFF) who helped me write a document short on emotion and long on facts.
MM got this and called to say that he wants to send this to the famished one who ate heychrr kitty (FAHRK).
Well, now FAHRK is going to send in an independent person to do an assessment.
Assess away cows.
I'm still the best in show...twice!