Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Slaughterhouse 5+1

It has been some time since I came by this paddock to watch the grass grow.
I am moved to wander around this farmlet, counting cows and staring across the green expanse because yesterday I took a call from Major Magoo (MM).
MM's call was brief and to the point.
"Coach has been charged with harassment and will be shot on sight if he comes anywhere near TEAM SAG for a period of 6 months. Basically my little calf- it's all over red rover for the coach."
Vindication is a dish best served tepid.