Monday, March 28, 2005

A comment from a sympathetic, pretty, udder-friendly farmer boy

With fewer alpha bovines, you should be over the moooooooooooooooooooon.

I suspect the rank and file bovinity will outlast the herd leaders.

Keep your horns down and your udders up, baby. The blood on the abbatoir floor is deepest when the slaughter is almost over.

Pass the HP sauce, please.

Cream production to drop at TEAM SAG

A letter arrived for everyone from Head Coach and it seems that we are going to provide best practice.

I'm sure the taxpayer funded road trip love-ins will reduce at TEAM SAG.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Government shoots itself in the hoof

Instead of assessing why there has been a substantial increase in psychological and stress claims, the government is planning to reduce the workers compensation scheme so it no longer covers government employees travelling to and from work.

Mean and stupid bastards.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Can't ruminate, have to protect the paper clips.

TEAM SAG had a fraud and ethics training session today.
The Australian public service 'loses' more laptops than any other organisation.
Our training focused on inappropriate photocopying (our favourite recipes) and arriving at work as opposed to starting work.

Does my Laptop have a yellow sticker?
You bet your udders it does!
Now for the Photocopier...
got a trailer?