Being invisible

Today Major Magoo (MM) called to say that I am entitled to rehabilitation. Wow, I said, what can I become?

• a moose
• a wallaby
• a clouded leopard

MM said he couldn't promise me anything, but his intervention will help! He asked me to describe TEAM SAG.
I told him Coach ignores me and I ignore her back.
MM was silent for a bit then just laughed and laughed...you know it really is too funny.