If we can't recruit cows will sheep do?

TEAM SAG has lost half it's herd. Unfortunately it's not Coach or Biscuit Bob. No one would miss them and in Coach's case sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
No, it's the gentle, aged ruminators that have left. One has retired to the top paddock of wandering, and one got into a serious cattle truck and traveled to bigger and greener pastures.

Eek, egads and all that...more farewell lunch torture.