Doing a John

Whilst doing a John may sound like it's sex work it's actually in honour of my boss John Winston Howard.

John; the ultimate public servant - my role model.

I have decided that I will not actively participate in my demise from TEAM SAG.
John said, some weeks before his fourth successful term;

"Well, I will stay as long as my party was (sic) me to. I will also do the right thing by them. I will always do the right thing for the people."

John has been successful by being steady and measured. Under his brinkmanship I believe that I can breathe in and out in the vicinity of my office for months before anyone realises that I have done very little and I am found out...
Breathe in.
Breathe out.
Repeat.