Motherhood statements for barren Bovines

The workplace conference is now almost over.
Motherhood statements abound.

We are so fucking pathetic that we needed to codify interactions as courteous and polite.

I'm hoping now that Howard has ditched Dana Vale all that insipid, breathy, saccharine insincerity will be ditched too.
Unfortunately TEAM SAG didn't realise that Dana is last term and so is her insufferable ineptitude.

Perhaps we have to have our own version of the Bay of Pigs before we realise that communication has to have purpose, differentiation and at times it will be robust.

"Excuse me, um is now ok, sorry, um, sorry to bother you, but is now a good time to tell you that a fully loaded Fennec training helicopter is heading straight for our building and um, I think, um, sorry to worry you, no, no, don't get upset, sorry, um, we might become potentially affected people, um or should I come back later?"