Tuesday, August 31, 2004

clear vision

Monday, August 30, 2004

I come here to drink de milk not count de cows

LLL and heychrr kitty dropped in on the Coach and just as quickly disappeared.
You lazy ruminating quadrupeds!
mmooo.


Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Bovine Beauty is going to the dogs

It's happening as I always hoped.
TEAM SAG's Coach is unravelling.
Poor, poor clueless you!
Bits of you will be sitting in doggy bellies all over Australia.
Fang...dinnertime!



Friday, August 20, 2004

Bovine's on ice



I'm hoping to get Head Coach, Coach and LLL at TEAM SAG cryogenically preserved.

hiding is an art

Some people are good at hiding,
some people are not.
Head Coach, Coach and LLL are not Cubists, Surrealists or Abstract Impressionists.
They are however very skilled in the fine art of being away...

Thursday, August 19, 2004

Missing cows alert; be alarmed!

TEAM SAG has lost it's two most impressive bovine beauties.
Reward offered for the safe return of the Coach and our lovingly anointed Liberally Lubricated Leader (LLL)
Coach and LLL were last seen looking at greener pastures.

Saturday, August 14, 2004

find another target

I am wrapped layer by layer in irrefutable truths.
There are people with gold on their shoulders in my corner.
I am well protected and today I feel safe.

Your six month reign has wounded me in ways that I have yet to fathom.
Most days I wail.
Sounds come from subterranean depths and I hate you for that.
Each night my sleep is restless and I replay the days' events.
Each day I recognise myself less and less and protect myself with more and more armour.

I guess you will be done when I cease to be and you can sup on my carcass...



Well, Fuck Off, there's still blood pumping through my veins and flesh on my bones.

Friday, August 13, 2004

performance enhancing drugs not found at TEAM SAG

no late night training sessions,
no special diets,
no personal fitness trainers
no personal bests,
no hope of a Gold, or Silver, or Bronze Medal...
not even empty syringes,



...Just the cheesy hitsquad - Head Coach, Coach and LLL.

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

JFK, Scotch and two goddess's

President Kennedy was an astute man.



In amoungst my favourite of his many great quotes-
"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible
will make violent revolution inevitable." John F. Kennedy, In a speech at the White House, 1962,
and being nothing short of appropriately and stunningly gorgeous, two goddess's met, cared, laughed and cried...

Monday, August 02, 2004

Uplift at TEAM SAG

Today I was introduced to the wonderbra for TEAM SAG.



A person who is so uplifting that our team could actually win the Premiership and we could be proud of ourselves.


Sunday, August 01, 2004

nice pills (subsidised by management)

LLL at TEAM SAG told me that
"You come across as aggressive and abusive"
I told him I see myself as honest and straight forward.
He told me to
"just be nicer..."
Well, Sir, nice is not in my vocabulary, however I am familiar with the words fraud and whistleblower.